Deadly Facts About Australia
The CIA World Factbook describes Australia’s location as “between a rock and a hard place.”
Mad Max - which was filmed in Australia - is actually a fairy tale there and told to children. (mw)
Everyone in Austrailia has a murderer as their forefather. (rs)
8 of the worlds top 10 deadliest snakes live in a one bedroom apartment in Sydney.
The Great Barrier Reef is composed of nearly 30% asbestos and contains other carcenogenic and hazardous materials that may cause birth defects. (mw)
If Australia and Chuck Norris were to get into a fight, Mr. Norris would be a little scared.
Koalas have fangs that shoot fosters, which is naturally poisonous, but very well filtered before being sold to stupid yanks.
Australia’s chief export is broken glass.
The Warlpiri word for ‘poison’ just happens to be ‘australia’.
