Deadly Facts About Australia
Infants are considered an invasive species in Australia.
‘Australia’ is Aramaic for ‘The 8th Sin’.
Commercial airliners fly above 30000 feet. Not because of any aeronautic reason, but because that’s the safest distance from Australia.
It’s estimated that by 2012 morgues will outnumber people in Australia 8:1.
The knife from ‘Crocodile Dundee’ wasn’t a prop; in Australia bowie knives are issued at birth and knife training is compulsory.
The only fish in Australia are man-eating sharks and man-eating swordfish. There are no fresh water fish in Australia because there is no fresh water in Australia. (bg)
The largest living thing on earth is the Great Barrier Reef. It used to run amok, eating bison on the midwestern plains, until Steve Irwin caught it and tamed it. (bg)
Russell Crowe might be from New Zealand, but we all know where he’s going to die.
A full-sized dingo is between 8 and 12 feet long, and weighs about 250lbs. (bg)
Mad Max is the Australian equivalent of Santa Claus.
