Australia is Deadly

Deadly Facts About Australia

Dec 14th, 2009 @ 12:00 pm

That’s just a 12 mile long iceberg headed straight for you, not to worry.

Dec 8th, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

Rats, the animal responsible for the bubonic plague, are a protected species in Australia.

Nov 23rd, 2009 @ 9:41 am

Kangaroos, when threatened, will DROWN YOUR DOG.

Aug 5th, 2009 @ 11:05 am

THREE WORDS: MASSIVE BIRD-EATING SPIDERS (And you thought dingos would be coming for your babies?) (mness)

Jul 27th, 2009 @ 10:36 am

The primary agricultural product of Australia is the castor oil plant and ricin production is a cottage industry practiced throughout the country.

Jul 24th, 2009 @ 5:29 pm

The atmosphere in Australia is comprised mostly of carbon monoxide, paint funes, and boomerangs.

@ 5:17 pm

Man, drunk off his ass, catches 1.3m shark with his bare hands.

@ 5:16 pm

In 1941 an entire town was swallowed by a sinkhole killing over 1000 people. One kangaroo survived the incident, only to be devoured by dingos the next day. (cwa)

@ 5:16 pm

The oldest life on Earth died in Australia.

@ 5:15 pm

Most popular sports in New Zealand are considered extreme, because when you live that close to death, what have you got to lose?

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