Deadly Facts About Australia
That’s just a 12 mile long iceberg headed straight for you, not to worry.
Rats, the animal responsible for the bubonic plague, are a protected species in Australia.
THREE WORDS: MASSIVE BIRD-EATING SPIDERS (And you thought dingos would be coming for your babies?) (mness)
The primary agricultural product of Australia is the castor oil plant and ricin production is a cottage industry practiced throughout the country.
The atmosphere in Australia is comprised mostly of carbon monoxide, paint funes, and boomerangs.
Man, drunk off his ass, catches 1.3m shark with his bare hands.
In 1941 an entire town was swallowed by a sinkhole killing over 1000 people. One kangaroo survived the incident, only to be devoured by dingos the next day. (cwa)
The oldest life on Earth died in Australia.
Most popular sports in New Zealand are considered extreme, because when you live that close to death, what have you got to lose?